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A very loud, extremely unattractive, mean-acting woman walks intoWal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them allthe way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
Theugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, theoldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would youthink they're twins?...... Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
Theugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, theoldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would youthink they're twins?...... Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"