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Feb. 15th, 2003
За что я не люблю феминисток
Feb. 15th, 2003 05:30 pmНе за то, что они злобные дуры с неудавшейся личной жизнью, которые чувствуют себя ущербными оттого, что не могут воспользоваться писсуаром. Это их персональные трудности, которые мне нисколько не мешают. Мешает мне другое. А именно - то, что их сомнительные достижения реаспостраняются не только на них. И ни одна феминистка не задумывается (неудивительно, т.к. у них одна извилина на всех) о том, что кому-то это может мешать.
Яркий пример такого "достижения" - это т.н. sexism, в частности, sexist language и судорожная борьба с оными явлениями. Человеческое достоинство феминисток задевает то, что, например, про абстрактного человека по-английски принято говорить "he". Вот и плодятся их усилиями разные слонопотамы вроде "(s)he" или "he or she". Да и отношение к слабому полу, которое сформировали феминистки, лично меня не радует.
Хорошо было бы всем феминисткам делать татуировку на лбу "я - феминистка", чтоб то, чего они добивались, имело силу только для них. И книги для них издавать отдельно - со всеми антисексистскими изменениями.
Яркий пример такого "достижения" - это т.н. sexism, в частности, sexist language и судорожная борьба с оными явлениями. Человеческое достоинство феминисток задевает то, что, например, про абстрактного человека по-английски принято говорить "he". Вот и плодятся их усилиями разные слонопотамы вроде "(s)he" или "he or she". Да и отношение к слабому полу, которое сформировали феминистки, лично меня не радует.
Хорошо было бы всем феминисткам делать татуировку на лбу "я - феминистка", чтоб то, чего они добивались, имело силу только для них. И книги для них издавать отдельно - со всеми антисексистскими изменениями.
How to read personal ads:
Feb. 15th, 2003 06:34 pm40-ish.....................49
Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No tits
Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.......Medicated
Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun.............................Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................Sloppy drunk
Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..............Certified Bitch
Redhead....................Bad dye-job
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker
Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart............Old bat
Adventurer..........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.......................No tits
Average looking.......Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.......Medicated
Feminist.................... Ugly ball buster
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first.........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun.............................Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener......... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded............Desperate
Outgoing...................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................Sloppy drunk
Poet....................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..............Certified Bitch
Redhead....................Bad dye-job
Romantic............Looks better by candle light
Social.........Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Wants Soulmate........Stalker
Widow.......Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart............Old bat
There are two types of individuals who can suffer from Exhaustive
Programming Disorder, and they lie at the two opposite ends of the spectrum
of people who make computers work.
The first is the obsessive hacker, coding (and maybe noding) through the
night and on into the early hours of the morning, fuelled by the obligatory
diet of Coke, caffeine or nicotine. This kind of EPD sufferer labours away
in front of his screen for love, for the sheer pleasure that comes from
altering *this* line just so, tweaking that function like that, and
ultimately producing a product that millions will find useful.
The other EPD sufferer is probably far more common. It is the corporate
software engineer, stuck in his cubicle, trying to iron out the latest bugs
in the mass-market, high-cost product that the marketing droids promised
would be shipping last Tuesday. Possibly also fuelled by the same
combination of junk food and cigarettes, this person's motivation is not
pride in his work, or pleasure, or a will to do good for the community, but
motivated instead by fear of unemployment, bankruptcy and homelessness.
If you think you're moving towards the wrong end, it's time to bail out.
Take it easy ;-)
Programming Disorder, and they lie at the two opposite ends of the spectrum
of people who make computers work.
The first is the obsessive hacker, coding (and maybe noding) through the
night and on into the early hours of the morning, fuelled by the obligatory
diet of Coke, caffeine or nicotine. This kind of EPD sufferer labours away
in front of his screen for love, for the sheer pleasure that comes from
altering *this* line just so, tweaking that function like that, and
ultimately producing a product that millions will find useful.
The other EPD sufferer is probably far more common. It is the corporate
software engineer, stuck in his cubicle, trying to iron out the latest bugs
in the mass-market, high-cost product that the marketing droids promised
would be shipping last Tuesday. Possibly also fuelled by the same
combination of junk food and cigarettes, this person's motivation is not
pride in his work, or pleasure, or a will to do good for the community, but
motivated instead by fear of unemployment, bankruptcy and homelessness.
If you think you're moving towards the wrong end, it's time to bail out.
Take it easy ;-)
