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CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works...and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following this simple advice alledgely heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, ‘The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning, finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a package of Oreo's, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have absolutely no idea how freakin' good I feel right now.

Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

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Date: 2010-03-09 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] granite-golem.livejournal.com
Не в курсе, что такое Zinfandel и Oreo (как, впрочем, и Doritos), но у дамочки явно лужёный желудок, если такая смесь приводит к inner peace.

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